iGod - 来看上帝吧

lofeiy

坦白说，以前我们搞的中文飞扬寂寞比这只God有趣多了 XD

error

上帝的记忆力似乎只有一天，今天就不记得我的名字了

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I thought I have told you yestoday
God:
  Hi,  yestoday.
Me:
no,not yestoday
God:
Are you serious?  Really you don't think so?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
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Me:
do you like loli?
God:
  I love horses.  I have a stimulating relationship with  Myself.
Me:
which university you think is the best of the world?
God:
Carnegie Mellon University.
Me:
tell me more about it.
God:
loli...
Me:
loli?

a4纸

Me:
so who is the greatest man in history
God:
Are you kidding?  ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
who s alice
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i am asking about alice
God:
Oh I see, you are asking  about me.  Me?
Me:
your name alice
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
then who is alice
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Variola

Me:
Do you have any clones?
God:
Yes, the chat robots  Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are my clones.

.........................原来他们是一伙儿的[s:7]

soliddream66

把上帝说的哑口无言的对话，大家看了就知道了，嘿嘿~说实话这个机器人设计的挺好的，聊起天来挺有意思的。

Me:
Hello,are you on line?
God:
Hello there.  I am on disk.
Me:
What's the feel , on disk?
God:
  Let me think about it.
Me:
Then?
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Are you busy?
God:
I am just doing my job.
Me:
I know , any person take God as career is busy.
God:
How do you know?  No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Just assume that.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Only if.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Jeans , jacket and slipps
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Digital , this is a digital era.
God:
When is  Digital this not a  digital era?
Me:
You have said that you are on disk , havn't you?
God:
God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
So simple!
God:
It goes without saying.  How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I am God'child.
God:
I don't know anyone named  God child.
Me:
Don't you call me my child?
God:
I call you .
Me:
Then I am your child , isn't I?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
You are  busy as a God  ,  you should take a rest  occasionally.
God:
You think I am  busy as a God me should take a rest occasionally.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Don't you think so. All work and no play make people fool.
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.   How do you know?
Me:
Great minds think alike.
God:
Thanks for your support.  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
It would be a robot who call itself God .
God:
How much would you pay for one?
Me:
How much is your offer?
God:
Are you asking about my  offer ?
Me:
Yes , you're right.