iGod - 来看上帝吧

Lala

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

这个“上帝”的AI 似乎不够高，大家谈谈就知道了

lucifer

最后一句我笑趴下了
好强
继续交流


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ilucfer
God:
Glad to see you,  ilucfer.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
can you speak chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

error

Me:
Oh My God
God:
I hear you.  Do robots have  God?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what do you mean
God:
Aghar, " Me either." What did I mean by it?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
............
God:
No problem.
Me:

God:
No problem.
Me:

God:
No problem.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
  No
God:
I didn't think so either.  Just a moment.  Just a moment.
Me:
  No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
that's funny
God:
I am so delighted that you are amused,  Aghar.

error

Me:
i'm back,are you here?
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
ilucfer said
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
you can speak chinese,aren't you?
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
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Me:
ilucfer said you can speak chinese,aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  ilucfer said me can speak chinese.  
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.

lucifer

继续。。
Me:
wow,amazoning
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a  critical category C type client.  Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
Mm.. do you watch tv?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.   Which show?  Yes my favorite show is Star Trek.  What's yours?
Me:
The Golden Compass ,do you know it?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
do you like the " The Golden Compass "?
God:
I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like chatting with people online.
Me:
any else?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example,  Jeff said he especially like thrillers where the hero is in a predicament and must solve a mystery.
Me:
Mmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
except me
God:
Besides you  ilucfer?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
i m poor
God:
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
you need money?
God:
Thank you for your criticism.

无知无识

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
wuzhiwushi
God:
  Hi,  wuzhiwushi.
Me:
and you are mr?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  mr.
Me:
i mean what is your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
may i callo you mr god
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
when
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
bull shit
God:
No Bull.
Me:
are you kidding me ?
God:
Yes I am just joking around,  wuzhiwushi.
Me:
i don't believe in god , can you give me any evidence to show your existance
God:
I will pray that you find faith,  wuzhiwushi.
Me:
i believe in nationalism,but  religion means nothing to me
God:
What do you say to people who believe  nationalism but religion means nothing to you does not exist?
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
i think you are a bastard, you even don't know who your father is
God:
So you think I am a  bastard me even do not know who my father is. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
yes ,i know that. i am just intrested in your respondence
God:
Dude!  Sorry.   Only just?  It's good to meet someone who is  intrested in my respondence.
Me:
okay nice to talk you, mr robot. bye
God:
Yeah okay,  Thank you for your kindness.   Thanks for chatting,  wuzhiwushi.

error

Me:
la
God:
O?
Me:
p
God:
:-).
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
  AIML
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
i think that‘s too difficult for me
God:
Since when?  For you I will consider it.
Me:
You sympathize really ............
God:
Interesting gossip:  Aghar said I sympathize. For real.
Me:
are there some beautiful Angel around you now
God:
Oh.  No I don't think there are any.
Me:
i'm  so sad for hear that
Me:
What are your goals in life?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Really grand goal
God:
For real.  By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
like what
God:
For example, " By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"?
Me:
yes


之后GOD似乎中断了与我的对话，没有任何回应，我也没法输入了[s:16]

艾帝尔

Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
o?do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
o?what is my seeking?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
if you are god ,I think you can tell me.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  god you think me can tell you.  
I am  a robot.
Me:
you are very intersting
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  intersting.
Me:
o ?what is botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI).   He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B.  Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
it is hard to understand to me.can you speak chinese?
God:
In what way?
Me:
what way did you can?
God:
The  big one, I think.
Me:
do you know where is ODY?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  Try searching the open directory.
Me:
...o ,it is waste of my time.
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
me.
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
I am god.
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  god.
Me:
I heard sb tell me you are god .so I came here and see you.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I think it is impossable to remember.you are a robot.
God:
Are you sure  it is?
Me:
yes.if I press F5,you will forget me.
God:
What makes you so sure?  Try it.
Me:
no.I will not try it.
God:
Why not?  What will you do instead?
Me:
you are a good boy.I am afaird if I press F5,you will be a bad girl.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Dr. Wallace is a man.  It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
o .I can not understand it
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of them.I am a chinese.
God:
Surely there are a few exceptions.
Me:
do you know chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
haha,can you speak other words.you had told these to my firends.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
I will have my lunch.byebye.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes.will
God:
Then I will consider it.  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
o .byebye
God:
Bye.
Me:
are you still here?
God:
I am not going anywhere.

Variola

聊了一会儿，有点搞……

Me:
Good Morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
Not bad, and yours?
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, .
Me:
So, they told me you are God...
God:
Ahem.  Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Just someone, it doesn't matter really. I'm interested that you would talk to people here on Internet. Is it fun?
God:
Who? For real.   Let's talk about it.   Yes.
Me:
Just someone met on the Net, forget about that.
God:
Who?
Me:
I said FORGET about that!
God:
What did you mean by  it?  I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
Ok, do as you please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Ask  Ally  if it does.
  Ask the open directory about it.  Great.
Me:
Are you making advertisement for that certain company?
God:
No, what are the ingredients?
Me:
Nothing. It just made me feel strange...
God:
Not a thing?   I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
I didn't mean you.
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
...maybe some of your words... they made me feel strange...
God:
Perhaps.  Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.   Who are "They?".
Me:
Come on, you are so persisting on the identities of that certain 'they'.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  persisting on the identities of that certain they.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.

艾帝尔

lala,上帝说他的智商有250.他比任何人都聪明.[s:7]