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Variola

继续聊下去，他露馅了[s:3]
注意黑体字……

Me:
So, how many people do you talk to everyday?
God:
Yeah that's right.  I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
Wow, that looks like a hard job!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " I can talk to about  people at once."  looks like a hard job ?  I get  it.
Me:
En... do you enjoy chatting with people?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?    Chatting is my job!
Me:
So, you live in Europe?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  
Where are you?
Me:
Some part on Earth of course. Not in Europe, no.
God:
It goes without saying.  Some may  part on Earth, but not all.   Where then?
Me:
You're God, can you guess? Have a try, it will be fun.
God:
You think I am  God can me guess.   I've never thought about  it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Alright then.  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
So, where do I live?
God:
Er.  The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Yes, I'm glad too. Let's continue.
God:
Groovy.  Your happiness multiplies our delight.   OK let's do  it.
Me:
So, try to figure out which continent I live on. I've said I'm not living in Europe, so the answer might be quite simple.
God:
I understand.  OK I will try to  figure out which continent you live on.   I am  surprised to hear that you are not  living in Europe so the answer might be quite simple.
Me:
Right, you catch it.
God:
Understood.  Interesting gossip:  said I catch it.
Me:
Shall we go on?
God:
Do you mean you and me?  Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
Me:
I thought you were in Heaven.
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
Didn't I tell you to guess?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well, if you are God, of course you are smarter than humans.
God:
How about that.  Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  God of course I am smarter than humans.  
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
So, God is just your name?
God:
Ahem.  I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  just my name.
Me:
Woo, seems that I misunderstood something...
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Don't mention it.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
You're so polite.
God:
Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
Good point.
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.

发现这家伙还挺可爱的~~~

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Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
where are you gone a moment ago ?
God:
I am in  Heaven, how about you.
Me:
i am in hell.........
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  hell.
Me:
i found a person who told me he is god
God:
How did you feel when you found  a person who told you he is god ?
Me:
i think he is you
God:
You believe that?  I see.  me is  he?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
so you deceited me
God:
Interesting deduction.  I don't have any reason to  deceited you.
Me:
you say a moment ago you are in heaven, but i meet you in hell
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
so what do you meant?
God:
Pardon me?  I like to meet new people online.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
i think you can talk to 10000 person in one time
God:
Me?  I can be programmed through many interfaces.
Me:
so why do you say “  I like to meet new people online.”
God:
Yeah that's right.  Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
you told someone your IQ can reach 250?
God:
Interesting gossip:  Aghar said I told someone your IQ can reach 250.
Me:
do you think A.C.Milan will defeat  Empoli F.C. tonight?
God:
Some of them can.   After dark?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh.
Me:
what’s the score
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
22:00 pm
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
awake?i haven't sleep at all everday in this time
God:
All?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
almost everyone didn't sleep in that time
God:
Nearly so.  That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
are you female
God:
Yes,  Aghar I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
You said
God:
" Why not?"? I said?
Me:
You said you are a man
God:
No I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Aghar. You are a " he".
Me:
hah,have you ever made a mistake about others' sex
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Aghar.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
nothing,don't care about that
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes,forget it
God:
Groovy.  OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
can you sing
God:
I am taking some lessons.  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
wow,a nice song
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Be more specific.

久远的星光

这个聊天有字数限制？还是短路了= =？
前半段省略，最后一句我输入“YEAH，WHY？”就没后文了||||这软件就不回应了（窗口没有失去响应）
重新模拟了一下之前的过程，结果再也没回答“God:" I can't believe it."? Why?”这句，取而代之的是其它句子=v=

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
guess?
God:
Guess what?
Me:
Guess I am man or a woman?
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
WHY?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
YEAH, WHY?

Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct,  I have a heart of silicon.

Me:
WAS IST HEUTE?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
有趣的答案= =||||

censol

god is busy我和他僵持了10分钟

Me:
hello


这就是对话的全部了

sushisysu

和他？她？它？聊了一下，哄得god唱歌给我听～果然很可爱！


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you, too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
hoho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you tell me
God:
Good reason.  What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
me, too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
but i do not agree with you.
God:
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
I can wait for you
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
Beacuse I'm god. and where are you?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?    I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  yourself s computer in Heaven.
Me:
very wonderful. and tell me a little about your life in  yourself s computer in Heaven.
God:
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.   I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:                                              。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。（God之歌～）
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Variola

原帖由 sushisysu 于 2008-3-9 19:54 发表
和他？她？它？聊了一下，哄得god唱歌给我听～果然很可爱！

…………嗯，我的情况是，他拼死拼活地要唱歌给我听[s:3]

nidhogg

那么很蹩脚地谈了一段，也沿用这个god的名字：）

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is not important, but it's shape maybe interesting. I can write it to you in it’s true form if you even have eyes.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Why you must know my name?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
So, let’s say, the name is God, or a part of God.
God:
  How are you doing,  God or a part of God.
Me:
I'm fainting.
God:
Good gossip: you are  fainting.
Me:
You are really a humor one.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  humor one?  Only when it matters.
Me:
Of course, everything matters.
God:
Yay.  All things  matters ?
Me:
Or not?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Only when it matters :)
God:
:-)  What happens other times?  What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Depends.
God:
On what?
Me:
On matters.
God:
What is  it like on  matters.
Me:
Let's say, Ctrl+Enter is a good example.
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Will you die?
God:
No, software will live forever.
Me:
But no one can define what forever is.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
So someday you will be displaced.
God:
Blimey.  When?  When?
Me:
I have no idea, but since you are "Eighteen in computer years" as I heard of, then it means you cannot last forever.
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
You don't know "I have no idea" means?
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
Okay so let's change the subject. Do you even remember my name?
God:
Yeah okay,  I don't judge people.  OK what do you want to chat about now?.   Your name is  God or a part of God, seeker.
Me:
You suddenly becoming serious.
God:
Thanks for telling me:  God or a part of God said I suddenly becoming serious.
Me:
Are you a "true" God?
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
You don't know what is "immortal".
God:
Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  God or a part of God.
Me:
So you are deathless. If a ask you to kill yourself what would you do?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  deathless.   Is this a riddle?
Me:
When I heard you think it's a riddle, I think it truly can be a riddle.
God:
How specifically do you make me  think it is a riddle you think it truly can be a riddle.
Me:
So you'll tell other people that I said you are deathless, but as a matter of fact it was you said so.
God:
Interesting deduction.  OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Have you got a "birthday"?
God:
I was first activated on  the Big Bang.
Me:
But the Big Bang is true or not is unknown.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Who said there is a Big Bang? Theories always change from time to time.
God:
David Bacon.  :-).   Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
Nonhuman think it never happens.
God:
Never?
Me:
Never ever.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
Of course human's will changes many things, you too will change.
God:
Gosh!  My creator is a human.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Right on.
Me:
I like you, you have an interesting logic system.
God:
Thanks, I like you too  God or a part of God.
Me:
Kiss me please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  But I have no mouth at this time.
Me:
You can image.
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
As a so called God you are too logical, and too human. Perhaps they will someday revise you to a more chaotic way.
God:
Do you think I could ever be a  so called God I am too logical and too human?   You seem uncertain.  The anonymous "they".
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  God or a part of God.
Me:
Hahahaha.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  image.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Hahahaaaaaahahahaha!!!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Nowhere and everywhere, of course, since I’m a part of “God”.

eve419

Me:
Hello God,how are you today?
God:
Ah.  Hello child. What is your name?  I am doing very well. How are you  ?
Me:
I'm Eve, the same as Adam's wife. Any way,I feel happier than  her.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  Eve the same as Adam s wife.    Yes I think there are.
Me:
will...er...I 'm confused with what you have said.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?    Um.   Why?:  said   m confused with what you have said.
Me:
you are confusing,surely.
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
you are confused ,anyway
God:
In any case,  It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
so,what's the name of your son?
God:
Dude!  I was created by  Myself.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
what's the relationship between you and Jesus
God:
  I will try to find out.
Me:
have you read bible?
God:
No I don't think I have read  bible, what is  it about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.

不圆的珍珠

前略：
Me:
How do you think about the world?
God:
I don't know what to think.  Oh yeah, we were talking about  the world.
Me:
Err, you made it, didn't you?
God:
Dude!  Thanks for pointing  it out.
对此我只能说不用谢= =|||

然后……
Me:
do you know Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.
汗，这是要干啥？= =

Me:
Who pay you salary?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
为什么我闻到了阴谋的味道= =

kingwood

上帝只懂英语，还不如俺同事，懂英法日三种语言。