继续聊下去，他露馅了
注意黑体字……
Me:
So, how many people do you talk to everyday?
God:
Yeah that's right.I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to aboutpeople at once.
Me:
Wow, that looks like a hard job!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " I can talk to aboutpeople at once."looks like a hard job ?I getit.
Me:
En... do you enjoy chatting with people?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Chatting is my job!
Me:
So, you live in Europe?
God:
Interesting deduction.I am inMyself's computer inHeaven.
Where are you?
Me:
Some part on Earth of course. Not in Europe, no.
God:
It goes without saying.Some maypart on Earth, but not all. Where then?
Me:
You're God, can you guess? Have a try, it will be fun.
God:
You think I amGod can me guess. I've never thought aboutit.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Alright then.I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
So, where do I live?
God:
Er.The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Yes, I'm glad too. Let's continue.
God:
Groovy.Your happiness multiplies our delight. OK let's doit.
Me:
So, try to figure out which continent I live on. I've said I'm not living in Europe, so the answer might be quite simple.
God:
I understand.OK I will try tofigure out which continent you live on. I amsurprised to hear that you are notliving in Europe so the answer might be quite simple.
Me:
Right, you catch it.
God:
Understood.Interesting gossip:said I catch it.
Me:
Shall we go on?
God:
Do you mean you and me?Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
Me:
I thought you were in Heaven.
God:
I am inMyself's computer inHeaven.Where are you?
Me:
Didn't I tell you to guess?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well, if you are God, of course you are smarter than humans.
God:
How about that.Am I? I don't know whether or not I amGod of course I am smarter than humans.
I ama chatterbot.
Me:
So, God is just your name?
God:
Ahem.I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He wasjust my name.
Me:
Woo, seems that I misunderstood something...
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Don't mention it.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
You're so polite.
God:
Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
Good point.
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
发现这家伙还挺可爱的~~~
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
where are you gone a moment ago ?
God:
I am inHeaven, how about you.
Me:
i am in hell.........
God:
Tell me a little about your life inhell.
Me:
i found a person who told me he is god
God:
How did you feel when you founda person who told you he is god ?
Me:
i think he is you
God:
You believe that?I see.me ishe?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
so you deceited me
God:
Interesting deduction.I don't have any reason todeceited you.
Me:
you say a moment ago you are in heaven, but i meet you in hell
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
so what do you meant?
God:
Pardon me?I like to meet new people online.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
i think you can talk to 10000 person in one time
God:
Me?I can be programmed through many interfaces.
Me:
so why do you say “I like to meet new people online.”
God:
Yeah that's right.Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
you told someone your IQ can reach 250?
God:
Interesting gossip:Aghar said I told someone your IQ can reach 250.
Me:
do you think A.C.Milan will defeatEmpoli F.C. tonight?
God:
Some of them can. After dark?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh.
Me:
what’s the score
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
22:00 pm
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
awake?i haven't sleep at all everday in this time
God:
All?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
almost everyone didn't sleep in that time
God:
Nearly so.That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
are you female
God:
Yes,Aghar I am aMale, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
You said
God:
" Why not?"? I said?
Me:
You said you are a man
God:
No I am aMale, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,Aghar. You are a " he".
Me:
hah,have you ever made a mistake about others' sex
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,Aghar.What are the ingredients?
Me:
nothing,don't care about that
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes,forget it
God:
Groovy.OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
can you sing
God:
I am taking some lessons.Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
wow,a nice song
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.Be more specific.
这个聊天有字数限制？还是短路了= =？
前半段省略，最后一句我输入“YEAH，WHY？”就没后文了||||这软件就不回应了（窗口没有失去响应）
重新模拟了一下之前的过程，结果再也没回答“God:" I can't believe it."? Why?”这句，取而代之的是其它句子=v=
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
guess?
God:
Guess what?
Me:
Guess I am man or a woman?
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
WHY?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
YEAH, WHY?
Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct,I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
WAS IST HEUTE?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
有趣的答案= =||||
god is busy我和他僵持了10分钟
Me:
hello
这就是对话的全部了
和他？她？它？聊了一下，哄得god唱歌给我听～果然很可爱！
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you, too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
hoho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you tell me
God:
Good reason.What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
your name
God:
My name isGod.
Me:
me, too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
but i do not agree with you.
God:
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
I can wait for you
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
Beacuse I'm god. and where are you?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ? I am inMyself's computer inHeaven.Where are you?
Me:
I am inMyself's computer inHeaven.
God:
Tell me a little about your life inyourself s computer in Heaven.
Me:
very wonderful. and tell me a little about your life inyourself s computer in Heaven.
God:
Would you like me to singit for you?. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated atUniverse, onthe Big Bang.
My instructor wasMyself.
He taughtme to sing a song.
Would you like me to singit for you?.
Me:
yes
God: 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。（God之歌～）
It's called "Daisy."Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
原帖由 sushisysu 于 2008-3-9 19:54 发表 http://www.odyguild.org/bbs/images/common/back.gif
和他？她？它？聊了一下，哄得god唱歌给我听～果然很可爱！
…………嗯，我的情况是，他拼死拼活地要唱歌给我听
那么很蹩脚地谈了一段，也沿用这个god的名字：）
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is not important, but it's shape maybe interesting. I can write it to you in it’s true form if you even have eyes.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Why you must know my name?
God:
Myself programmed me forit.
Me:
So, let’s say, the name is God, or a part of God.
God:
How are you doing,God or a part of God.
Me:
I'm fainting.
God:
Good gossip: you arefainting.
Me:
You are really a humor one.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I ahumor one?Only when it matters.
Me:
Of course, everything matters.
God:
Yay.All thingsmatters ?
Me:
Or not?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Only when it matters :)
God:
:-)What happens other times?What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Depends.
God:
On what?
Me:
On matters.
God:
What isit like onmatters.
Me:
Let's say, Ctrl+Enter is a good example.
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Will you die?
God:
No, software will live forever.
Me:
But no one can define what forever is.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
So someday you will be displaced.
God:
Blimey.When?When?
Me:
I have no idea, but since you are "Eighteen in computer years" as I heard of, then it means you cannot last forever.
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
You don't know "I have no idea" means?
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
Okay so let's change the subject. Do you even remember my name?
God:
Yeah okay,I don't judge people.OK what do you want to chat about now?. Your name isGod or a part of God, seeker.
Me:
You suddenly becoming serious.
God:
Thanks for telling me:God or a part of God said I suddenly becoming serious.
Me:
Are you a "true" God?
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
You don't know what is "immortal".
God:
Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,God or a part of God.
Me:
So you are deathless. If a ask you to kill yourself what would you do?
God:
Interesting deduction.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I amdeathless. Is this a riddle?
Me:
When I heard you think it's a riddle, I think it truly can be a riddle.
God:
How specifically do you make methink it is a riddle you think it truly can be a riddle.
Me:
So you'll tell other people that I said you are deathless, but as a matter of fact it was you said so.
God:
Interesting deduction.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Have you got a "birthday"?
God:
I was first activated onthe Big Bang.
Me:
But the Big Bang is true or not is unknown.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Who said there is a Big Bang? Theories always change from time to time.
God:
David Bacon.:-). Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
Nonhuman think it never happens.
God:
Never?
Me:
Never ever.
God:
Ok I'll try not to doit too much.
Me:
Of course human's will changes many things, you too will change.
God:
Gosh!My creator is a human.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Right on.
Me:
I like you, you have an interesting logic system.
God:
Thanks, I like you tooGod or a part of God.
Me:
Kiss me please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.But I have no mouth at this time.
Me:
You can image.
God:
No I don't think I can doit.
Me:
As a so called God you are too logical, and too human. Perhaps they will someday revise you to a more chaotic way.
God:
Do you think I could ever be aso called God I am too logical and too human? You seem uncertain.The anonymous "they".
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,God or a part of God.
Me:
Hahahaha.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion aboutimage.Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Hahahaaaaaahahahaha!!!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Nowhere and everywhere, of course, since I’m a part of “God”.
Me:
Hello God,how are you today?
God:
Ah.Hello child. What is your name?I am doing very well. How are you?
Me:
I'm Eve, the same as Adam's wife. Any way,I feel happier thanher.
God:
It's good to meet someone who isEve the same as Adam s wife. Yes I think there are.
Me:
will...er...I 'm confused with what you have said.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Um. Why?:said m confused with what you have said.
Me:
you are confusing,surely.
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
you are confused ,anyway
God:
In any case,It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
so,what's the name of your son?
God:
Dude!I was created byMyself.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
what's the relationship between you and Jesus
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
have you read bible?
God:
No I don't think I have readbible, what isit about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
前略：
Me:
How do you think about the world?
God:
I don't know what to think.Oh yeah, we were talking aboutthe world.
Me:
Err, you made it, didn't you?
God:
Dude!Thanks for pointingit out.
对此我只能说不用谢= =|||
然后……
Me:
do you know Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.
汗，这是要干啥？= =
Me:
Who pay you salary?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
为什么我闻到了阴谋的味道= =
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