刚拿到一本Beowulf的剧本

rcarey

里面有最初的草稿和最终的剧本，还有两位作者的评论。
最后附了两首NG自己写的歌，抄上来，嘿嘿。

Nail 'em to the Wall

Hrothgar is a hero
Hrothgar is a king
He's not afraid of dragons
Or any other thing
When giants came to Hrothgar
So big and strong and tall
He'd cut their bloody bollocks off
And nail them to the wall

Oooooh
Nail 'em to the wall
Nail 'em to the wall
He'd cut their bloody bollocks off
And nail them to the wall

Hrothgar was a young man
Hrothgar went to fight
He killed a dozen monsters
In one tremendous night
When dragons came at Hrothgar
He'd battle, bust and brawl
then he'd rip their scaly tails off
And nail them to the wall...

Oooooh
Nail 'em to the wall
Nail 'em to the wall
He'd cut their bloody bollocks off
And nail them to the wall

We are Beowulf's Army
(to be sung like a rough and ready rugby song)

There were a dozen virgins,
All Friesians and Franks!
We took 'em for a boat-ride,
and all we got were wanks!

OOohh,
We are Beowulf's army,
we are mighty thanes,
we'll steal your cattle,
and take your girls,
then we'll do it all over again!

The prettiest of the virgins,
she was the fairest Swede!
I told her I'd an urgin',
for where to spend my seed!

SingingWe are Beowulf's army,
we are mighty thanes,
we'll steal your cattle,
and take your girls,
then we'll do it all over again!

The oldest of the virgins,
she was a Vandal lass!
I showed my mighty weapon,
and she showed me her ass!

SingingWe are Beowulf's army,
we are mighty thanes,
we'll steal your cattle,
and take your girls,
then we'll do it all over again...

The fattest of the Virgins,
I knew her for a whore!
I gave her all my cod piece,
And still she wanted more!

SingingWe are Beowulf's army,
we are mighty thanes,
we'll steal your cattle,
and take your girls,
then we'll do it all over again...

A virgin was from Norway,
She cost me twenty goats!
She showed me there was more ways,
Than one to sow my oats!

SingingWe are Beowulf's army,
we are mighty thanes,
we'll steal your cattle,
and take your girls,
then we'll do it all over again...

There was a girl from Iceland,
And she was mighty hot!
She'd take a whole damn iceberg,
To cool her buring twat!

SingingWe are Beowulf's army,
we are mighty thanes,
we'll steal your cattle,
and take your girls,
then we'll do it all over again..

这第二首歌太好玩了，哈哈。。。
两个人的评论晚些时候我能敲上来，可能顺道把翻译也作了；
最早的那个版本的剧本可能要等些时候，下个星期要出去开会。
不过如果版上已经有了，请告知一下，免得作重复功。省下来
的时间可以做点更有意义的事情。

第一次发帖，特此纪念~~~