It's DND- 听Comedy 说唱歌手怎么唱 龙与地下城
这个版面太严肃了，大家来听点歌吧来自"The Craig Machine" 是Comedy说唱歌手Stephen Lynch的最新专辑。这是既他们另外两张"A Little Bit Special" & "Superhero"Live Album后又新推出的。所谓Novelty Song 是一种以新奇方式来写作和表演，或是抽离原来背景而成为一种新奇东西的另类流行歌曲。
下面是YouTube 上的现场版本，……哈哈，怎么说呢，又宅又白的College Life的真实写照，好搞笑。
（不懂DND的请自动无视……）
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joylAVP6v5M
歌词
Harmonica
More harmonica
I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing funyuns and the mountain dew
I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!
It's d and d!!
Fighting with the legends of yore
It's d and d!!
Never kissed a lady before. nope, I said it, wooo!
C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? I'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! aww that's nice
Why don't you bring some thunder mother fucker. bring some thunder, alright!
Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
No we're not. I know
Now teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend
And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend!
It's d and d!
Wait wait wait, teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. woah hey wait, I'm sorry. hold on gimme one second. what?
Dude come on, seriously. what?!
You've got a fuckin...girlfriend? dungeon master!
That's kind of a dick thing to say
It's d and d!!
Summoning the demons of hell
It's d and d!!
When our shift ends at the taco bell. gordita! chalupa!
Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
You guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as i?
See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf
And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf
Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen
I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines
So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction
And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction
It's d and d!!
Warriors who terrify
It's d and d!!!!!!!
Virgins, 'til the day....
We.................................
O oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's from new kids on the block song}
No, no, no, no! no!
One,two f*** you
Die!!!!!
Thank you everybody!
感谢Lala
听过了,很有爱,不过生涩了些, 不知道有没有后期版本顶起来大家都来听. 这歌...差点把我给呛死
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